Spacetime Operations Laboratories are hiring!

Today, Spacetime Operations Laboratories are in need of talented individuals to form an extradimensional resource team. Though no experience in the sciences is required, the goal of this team will be to conduct research and exploration in other universes, ultimately yielding data that will be critical to our project of creating a perfect world for everyone, according to everyone's expectations.

S.O.L. requires help in the following areas:
- full-time custodians
- full-time and part-time cooks
- cartography
- experts in all branches of physics
- full-time and part-time medical personnel
- talented individuals who have met and surpassed death
- persons with paranormal brain structures
- musical talent is highly desirable for all positions!

Call 1-800-PHOCK4U or send an email to gordianphock@gmail.com for details.


Spacetime Operations Laboratories are located in Ann Arbor, Michigan, where we are active contributers to the expanding Michigan science and technologies market.